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The Clown Cabinet
Trump Picked Some Creepy and Kooky Nominees
To quote the theme song from the 1960s version of the Addams Family, “They’re creepy, and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.” And that’s not all — some of them need to be in jail (looking at you, Matt Gaetz). But should we be surprised by Trump’s Cabinet nominees?
Trump, a convicted felon, a con artist, a racist, and a sex offender, has chosen politicians and weekend news anchors to be in his “clown cabinet.” These people, like Gaetz, Elon Musk, and Mike Huckabee, seem like the who’s who for the “Legion of Doom.”
Where is the Justice League when you need them?
Don’t forget Robert Kennedy, Jr.! He was recently nominated to head the Department of Health and Human Services. This man is an anti-vaxxer and opposes fluoride in drinking water! Make sure you’re up to date on your vaccinations before mid-January!
Trump supporters, you have opened the gates of Hell and allowed Satan’s disciple to lead his demonic minions straight to the White House!
This country is on a collision course with an asteroid.
I am calling on the Avengers, the X-Men, and the Fantastic Four! At this point, Spider-Man needs to swing in and save us! Marvel couldn’t have written a better disaster movie. We are headed for destruction come mid-January…
